By Coen Pearson

Following many serious career ending injuries across the last two seasons, the FCFL has announced a new position in head physio. This privilege was awarded to DAVID DAVIES DAVIDSON. DAVIDSON has worked with many clubs and studied at the Queen’s Palace University for fourteen years. He nows works with the Cockatoos

This position will manage the leagues new injury panel, and the injury news. DAVIDSON will be reporting with all the latest news on injured players as well as assessing all injuries. He will be present at all matches, to assess player’s condition.

“My appointment to this position is well overdue. The reason I have been overlooked so long is unacceptable.” Says DAVIDSON to reporters at Queen’s Palace this morning. “It’s sickening how corrupt and political the league has become.” I don’t want to name names but I think we all know what is going on”